We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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