How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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