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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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