We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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