I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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