Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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