its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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