Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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