Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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