She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I love you. Go after that dick
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
