There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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