So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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