If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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