Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The uberlube is also flammable
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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