i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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