i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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