your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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