i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Enjoy the penises
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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