I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
