I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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