Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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