my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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