i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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