Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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