So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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