Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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