I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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