wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Operation Purity has been aborted
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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