i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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