This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
MIDGETS
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If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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