So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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