we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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