He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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