no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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