Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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