He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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