17 year olds will be the death of me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
send nudes
from the living room?
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