you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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