There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
