U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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