he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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