I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
P.S. I can't hear my feet
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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