Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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