can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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