Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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