what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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