What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize