Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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