just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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