I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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