um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
