how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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