Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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