I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
