Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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