was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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